(opening note: I'm sorry if this is HUGE, it's what happens when you let yer
MOs pile up...)

[Petes] Well like I said, i was gonna get on the evil-me/good-me bandwagon
fer this MR and so I'd like to introduce...

"The good!"

*Peter-san (a char' I used in the Gate 7 seige), sits over to the right side
of Petes, he's dressed in a black dressshirt with the sleeves rolled up,
black pants, a red tie, and a black 1930's reporter style hat, and he has
short brown hair.*

[Peter-san] Hi ho, my indifferent Ranma char' loving friends! ^_^

"The bad!"

*A should length, black haired, Petes, dressed up as Vincent and has a
hardegdge on his back sits on Petes' left*

[HMP] Good day all you Akane fans! Have you eaten your rancid curry today?
*evil grin*

[Petes/Peter-san] Erm... Yeah. *quickly sneaks a few ramen noodles from
their cups*

[HMP] You are all probably wondering about my name...

[Petes] Sha' right! ^_^

[HMP] It stands for Hell Master Petes. (when I first joined geocities, there
was NO names left so I choose "Hell Mater Mike", when the ARPMLverse arc
came to the RPML, I used Hell Mater Petes for the evil A-Petes)

[Petes] Alright, lets do it!

==

[Petes] Hey! Where's the part on who said this!?
[HMP] Oh hohohohohoho!!! I have deleted your puny "qouter" and soon the SCG
will wither and fall! Then the SNG will rule!!! *goes on to laugh like
'Dachi/Naga, Petes twitches A LOT*

>To join the Church of Tendo Nabiki:
>
>	1. Visit the Church at http://pages.map.com/~ebaker/church.html
>	2. Visit the Roster at the Church.
>	3. Email the ArchBishop of the CoN, Eric 'Justicar' Baker, at
>		nabiki@mail.map.com and tell him what duty you'd like.
>		Be creative!  Invent a job for yourself!
>

[Petes] "Master photographer of Onna-Ranma butt-porn"! ^_-
[Peter-san] _Just_ her butt?
[HMP] Yeah man! At least make it something better like wetshirt-porn or up
the skirt...
*Gets wacked by Petes*
[Petes] I'll consider the wetshirt one... -_-

>Join the Church of Tendo Nabiki today!
>
>  Nine out of ten MLers agree:
>
>Rei Ayanami is adorable when she smiles!
>

[HMP] Yeah! Up until I tear that little doll head off! *ultra evil grin*
[Petes] I tkae it you like Asuka more... -_-
[HMP] Yep!
[Peter-san] *to himself* I like Rei...
[Petes] I'm a Maya Ibuki man hyself... ^ ^!!!

==

Kocchi:
>Except H&D are total creampuffs.  ^_^
>

[All] Hmmm... Hiroshi and Daisuke creampuffs... ^-^

>So how come Genma, who is contantly in training, is 
>the chubby one yet Soun, after years of marriage, has 
>kept his manly figure?
>

[HMP] 'Doka likes a little meat on her men! *grin*
[Petes] Yeah, and Soun's kinda stringy...
[Peter-san] *takes it out of context* Eeeeeewww! >_<

>And did Akane not *also* see Azusa place the collar on 
>the aforementioned pig?  Yes, yes, she did!  And she 
>made what we lawyers refer to as a "biggus stinkus" 
>about it, too!
>

[HMP] STUPID WENCH!!! *gets pulled off the table by Petes and Peter-san*
Alright! I'll calm down! -_-
[Petes] Well you see, did Akane see the collar on Ryouga AFTER he changed
back??? I don't think she did. So there! *blee!* :p

>Akane: dumb.  I rest my case, your honor.
>

[HMP] DUMB!?!?!? The bitch must die!!! *draws the Hardedge* For the gorly of
the SNG!!! *gets pulled back down by Petes and Peter-san*
[Peter-san] I knew it was a bad idea to let this guy MR with us!

==

AKShamps:
>Arnold Kim
>gotta get paid now
>

[HMP] HMP
      Gotta get laid now!
[Petes] HMP
        Gonna be SPAYED now!!!
[HMP] Stupid old man... *grumble* -_-
[Petes] So I'm a few millenia older than you... *shrugs*

>> Hey why can't there be the KTG!? Knights of the True Girlfriend, Akari!
>
>I'd certainly like that, but that means we'd be teaming up, and that's not a 
>good idea...^_^
>

[Petes] We're both in the KTF, isn't that kinda the same thing???
[HMP] "KTF"? Don't you mean "KCF"?
[Petes] *grabs HMP's 'mike* Don't you dare mention that faction here.
*notices everyone looking at them* Erm, the KCF was SJR's idea! (^_-)

>Actually, I did mean it that way...  I mean, she's so incredibly energetic.  
>Now imagine her channeling all that energy into simply pleasing you 
>underthe covers.  O_o   She won't go quietly into the night, that's for sure.
>

[Petes] Hmm... A senario comes to mind...

*Shampoo is laying on my bed all sexy like*
Petes: "I will not go quietly into the night!!!" H_^

[HMP] My dear predecessor, don't you realize the true fufilment of the
beautious Akane? A one night romp with the Chinese slut won't give you total
satisfaction!
[Petes] "Slut"??? *angry look*
[HMP] Well okay... That jello-mold won't give you satisfaction.
[Petes] "Jello-mold"??? O_o
[HMP] (Ataru) "All jiggle and no substance!" *gets wacked upside the head*

>Hey! She's just strong!  And that's a good thing!
>

[Petes] Well we can only hope for the baby's sake that they won't have one!
She'd crush the poor thing's head before it comes out! ^_-
[HMP] *"bags" Petes* Now YOU won't have a baby!
[Petes]*groans*

>You know why Principal Kuno's probably so nuts?  I'll bet he shared a  
>room with Shampoo for an hour.
>

[all] O_o
[Peter-san] Define "Shared a room".
[HMP] Principal Kunou is nuts??? I thought he was just excentric...
[Petes] (singing) "She drives me crazy!..." ^ ^!!!

==

?Mark:
>< [Petes] How 'bout... "It's BLACK, mother f*cking, son of a b*tch, god
>dammit!" ^_^ >
>
><takes fingers out of ears>  o_0  Um... Petes - you forget your prozac or the
>like?
>

[Petes] I'm on prozac? Aren't they a UK band... O_o
[Peter-san] Wel actualy... *takes out a bottle of ritalin* Erica said your
shrink wanted you to try this... *gives Petes to tablets*
[Petes] Through the mouth, past the gums, look out attention deficentcy!
Here it comes! *swallows the tablets*
[Peter-san] *holds up a pic of Shampoo* So?
[Petes] *wide eyed* Shampoo's hair has 15 different hues of blue and purple...
[Peter-san] Uh oh...
[HMP] I know how to snap him out of it! *forces 2L of Coke down Petes' mouth*
[Petes] *pulls shirt over head* I am Peholio! I need panties for my
collection! heh heh eh heh heh heh heh...
[Peter-san] Well it's better than before...
[Petes] *to Peter-san* Do you have panties? *eyebrows raise* Pnaties for my
collection?
[HMP] I'll get his KMFDM Cds, they'll even this out.
[Petes] *to Peter-san* Are you defiling me? *glares*
[HMP] Better get him his Rob Zombie casset too, just in case...

==

Newcomer:
>You mean Adam "I _soooo_ wanna be manga" Warren? Peh.
>

[Petes] *calms down and puts away the stereo* Aw comon! The BGC Grad Mal GN
was good! It's mostly 'cause he's american and uses colour instead of B&W
that makes him manga-imitating.

But then again the creator of BGC did send him a letter saying how he liked
Grad Mal, that has to account fer something!

==

Nohe! Nohe! Nohe!:
>Petes - being a vet does NOT mean you get to talk about whatever the heck
>you want.  

[Petes] I know.
[Peter-san] Do you? Do you really?
[Petes] Yes!
[Peter-san] Kay!
[Petes/HMP] *Sweatdrops*

>You were right to put Josh in his place
>

[Petes] Yeah! "Now yer damn role!" ^_-

>but to blatantly try to stir up
>trouble by bringing up a touchy subject that has rendered this ML into
>chaos in the past is just plain not cool.
>

[Petes] I tawry... *looks at the ground and puts his hands in his pockets*

>Now, if you were joking, I can understand that - but make your jokes one
>matters like this one VERY VERY obvious.  
>

[Petes] Well IT IS a joke, why else do you think I only say "her hair is...
****!!! The manga is canon! Bwahahahahaha!!!"? ^_-

>Josh is slow, but not
>rediculously slow --
>

[Petes] Judges?
[HMP] I think anyone who's a newbie is a slow retard!
[Petes] <Great, he has a little Aoi in him... -_->
[Peter-san] I think he needs to grow and be nurtured by the vets. ^_^
[Petes/HMP] *burst out laughing*

==

AKShamps, again:
>> (Korean shopkeeper) You no wear shoes, you no get service!
>
>Hey!
>

[Petes] What?

==

U2R:
>oh and heres your level 13 royal gaurd outfit complete with laser staff and
>sheild generator oh and it also comes with a nice thermal nuclear sock warmers
>later
>

[Petes] SWEET! *emmediatly puts it on* And just my size! ^ ^!!! Here! *hands
U2R a package*

[U2R] *opens it to find a black cloak* What's this? *sniffs* A pew! This
smeels like somebody died in it! And there's blood stains on it!

[Petes] It's an official Emperor cloak! Worn by Palapatine himself!
Although... It was on the same day he was chucked down the shaft... ^_-

Emperor: *All spattered, with his innards everywhere* "This I did not forsee..."
(Who ever can point out where this is from, I'll personaly beat up one
person of your choice! ^_^)

==

"Ah man! I have Megane all over my shoe!" ^_-:
>Ah, hmm...she's stick the food under her chin, her 
>little wrinkly beak-thing would move around a bit
>

[All] *hurls*

==

Hotnit:
>Shampoo's hair color?  "Only the Chicago Bulls know for sure"...
>

[Petes] *runs over to Hotnit* With the abused athority of the SCG and WoS,
I'm gonna use... (Beavis) "The tazers! The tazers! The tazers!" *beats
Hotnit over the head with his laser staff* (Beavis) "This is cool!" *runs
back to the MR room ranting on about "The tazers!" in Beavis's voice*

Actualy Sham-chan, like all of RT's girls, doesn't have "neither hair"
("Pubes"), so you're DAMN WRONG!!! ^_^

==

Owain:
>Well, how about you have a night with Charlotte to cheer you up.
>*Charlotte doesn't look up from her computer as she stabs Owain in the back
>with her SCG dagger and leaves it in him*
>Owain: "Ouch."
>

*HMP pats Owain on the back/knife*

[HMP] Don't be disrepectful to ladies!
[Petes] <And a little bit of Jaymz too...>

==

Yoru:
>Sure, I said she'd bring her own.. Fill up an entire trenchcoat
>at the corner store then walk in.. ^_-
>

[Petes] Well this must be the "CoN man" inside of me talking... I don't
think Nabs' would do that, after all, she'd NEVER go out in bad taste! ^_^
And a trenchcoat all stuffed with food IS NOT good taste! ^_-

>At the risk of fatal backrubs, I'd say she'd sound almost like a
>really soft orgasm at that point:
> *slice*"Oh-"*Splat*"Oh-"*smack*"Oh-"(continue for 2 hours...)
>

[All] H_H

==

Newcomer, again:
(snip the "green eggs and ham" poem)

[Petes] Heh. That was good.

"I would not, could not
go without SPAM.
I can't stay ontopic
said SPAM-I-am."

"I would not, should not,
mention Shampoo's hair
or the vets will punt me over there."

"I would not, could not,
speak on Akane's PMS
my corpse would be a bloody mess."

"I would not, could not
go without SPAM.
I can't stay ontopic
said SPAM-I-am."

"I would not, could not,
give my best babe.
I'd end up like uncle Abe."

"I would not, could not,
call Tofuu a pedophile.
All them fans are in denile."

"I would not, could not
go without SPAM.
I can't stay ontopic,
said SPAM-I-am."

^_-

==

Shouryu, agian, I beleive...:
>While cute, can't stand her.  
>*slap* Woman! Git back inna kitchin an' mek me sum pah!
>

[Petes] Cartman and Asuka... Comments?
[Peter-san] Perhaps Evil-Cartman (Just saw the new halloween episode! ^ ^!!!)...
[HMP] Dammit! I want some Asuka!
[Petes] And Nyx, and Akane, shall I go on?
[HMP] Um, no. Nyx might be mad at me, and refuse to "preform". -_-'

==

Becky:
>I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT OWAIN, KUN-CHAN, 
>PETES-KUN, AND ALL THE OTHER 300 SOME-ODD MLers 
>I NEGLECTED TO MENTION WHEN SHOWING VEROCHAN 
>AROUND. MY APPOLOGIES.
>
>There! All better! ^_^
>

[Petes] Thank you! ^_^
[HMP] A crate of your fave meat product has been shipped to yer home fer it!
*holds up a dilivery invoice from "I can't belive it's P-chan!"*
[Peter-san] Ooo! Bad call there Hell Master!
[HMP] Shut up, and go back to dressing up as Hudson Hawk!
[Peter-san] I have other outfits! Like this one! And my Ash outfit... And my
Edge(WWF) outfit, complete with Edge-B.O.! (A in-joke between me and my
brother, don't ask unless you REALLY need to! ^_-)

>On that line,  Akane's hair is actually 
>supposed to be brown and Ukyo's is supposed to 
>be black. That's how it always is on the manga 
>covers.

[Petes] Well actualy on Gn.10# Akane's hair is black, and on Gn.11#
Onna-Ranma's hair is blonde, so the painted covers hardly help out. Another
example is Shinobu, on the Perfect Collection GN her hair is red, but on the
Sweet Revenge cover it's a light green...

==

Turbo-cat:
>[Turbo-Kat]: Oh yeah, can someone explain to me what the RPML is and
>is membership by invitation only?
>

[Petes] Well the RPML is a place where you can RP to yer heart's content!
You can just subb' at the SCg page, after registering with Onelist that is,
no biggie! ^_^
[HMP] Come for the RPs, stay for he to kill the lot of ya'!
[Petes/Peter-san] He's getting worse... -_-

==

Aoi:
>[JT]: Hey, why should anyone trust someone who's not bright enough to
>spell business correctly?
>

[Petes] That's why I put (Sp?) in there! I can't spell it correctly!
[HMP] So this is Akai's alternate...
[Petes] Scary huh?
[HMP] Very.

>[GoodJT]: And what? C'mon, finish.
>[Petes]: Not you too!
>[JT]: What, you didn't think -I- was the good one did you? Honestly!
>

[Petes] So if Aoi is the evil one... Then who's the neutral?
[HMP] Akai?
[Petes] Stop mentioning that severed leg wielding, Shampoo/Ranma
relationship pushing, SCger kidnaping, maniac!
[HMP] Wow. I wonder how you describe me...
[Petes] Well it starts with a Russian word known as "stoole"... ^_^

==

Bradster:
>'Ukyou Can Cook!' by Susan Doenime!  Great fic, very funny!
>

[Petes] But don't MST it! Or you'll be getting some flames! I did... -_-'
[Peter-san] It was one of your better MSTings too.

==

U2R:
>anyways
>on Rob Zombie
>his new CD from what i've heard of it(yeah the one song they play on the
>radio{Dragula}) is really good very very very heavey industrial music
>

[Petes] Well it should be! If it ain't, then I bought the wrong tape! ^_^

Yes, very heavy, very industrial, very B-movie and horror flick inspired! ^ ^!!!

==

Shouryu, yet agian:
>BTW, all you REAL newbies - Aoi ISN'T a newbie, he's quite crusty,
>actually.  You think I'm trouble...you watch out for this guy...
>

[Petes] Yeah, he's a crusty butt-nugget- Ooops!
[HMP] Now you're asking fer it! You'll me "smoted"!
[Peter-san] Actualy, Aoi "smites", Akai "smotes".
[HMP] *kicks the chair out from under Peter-san* Smart-ass.

==

Newcomer, again:
>"HEY! YOURE ALL WRONG...... AND UGLY TOO!"
>or insinuating that KTF stood for "Kinky Tree Fuckers" association...
>(This is all jest mind you)
>

[Petes] You better be, or you'll have the imprint of my bamboium bokken in
yer forehead! ^_-

==

[Petes] FINALY!!! All done going through all those MOs!
[HMP] Then that means your use is no more... *gets up*
[Petes] What?
[HMP] I shall take your place and rule with an iron fist! *chucks Peter-san
into LEO*
[Petes] Why do you have to be such a dick?
[HMP] *points thumb at self* I'm bad Petes! *points at Petes* You're good Petes!
*dances around chanting "Goody goody two shoes!" while repeatably hitting
Petes. Petes then shoves his "mecha rapper" pistol in HMP's face, pulls the
trigger, and HMP is blow clear away*
[Petes] Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun. *smirks and leaves*


---Petes-kun
Whom finaly got to see "Army of Darkness" a few hours ago! ^ ^!!!


---Petes-kun ^ ^!!!
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