When will I not be a newbie.  A week?  A month?  Or will I be dead by then, so
it won't matter?  Wait a sec, killing newbies is bad.  DON'T KILL THE NEWBIES.
Without newbies, there are no oldies.  Wait, but newbies suck.  KILL
NEWBIES!!!  Oh, nevermind......

With my sincerest apologies,
Draythen