What do ya know!!!  I thought fer sure I was a goner!!!  Ah a
quick trip to the little boys room and all my troubles were over.  It
wasn't the pizza at all!!!  But I don't remember eating all that
corn....er (notes to self:  a) Somethings are better left unsaid and
b)consume less corn...ah, Norm McDonald, where the heck are you?!)

As a result of my second chance at life I have sworn off all former Hotnit
activities, I'm walking the straight and narrow!!!

That means:

1)  No moreCrude Pick-up lines...no more...yep...never again...from here
on in
it'll just be, "May I buy you a non-alcohlic beverage Miss, I'd hate to 
take advantage of you while you where in an intoxicated state."
...it hurts...

2)  No more dipping my finger in rubbing alcohol and setting it on fire... 
100% safe as long as you use REGULAR RUBBING ALCOHOL and remember  the
golden rule: "finger" = good, "Hand" = Bad, "Arm" = Really Bad.  But alas
I must give that up... 

3)  Abandon all former Hotnit ways in general...starting NOW:


I remember the "Ghostbusters" Show.  It looked like it was made by the
same guys that did She-ra and He-man.  I remember they always played that
same animation sequence, when they would get into uniform, the tall blond
guy getting through without a hitch, and the short chubby guy always
getting screwed over.  And that theme song!!!  "Let's go Ghostbusters,
Let's go, Let's go!!! Let's go!!!" Don't get me started on Jem!!!, "....we
are the misfits, our songs are better, we are the Misfits, the Misfits,
we're gonna get her..."  Damn...I mean darn, singing cartoon theme song's
is something the old Hotnit would do!  Okay do over, do over!!!...

Questions from New 100% squeaky clean  Hotnit:

1) If no one minds my asking, what is a "Lemon"?  Is it sometime of
wholesome family reading?  Perhaps I can share some with my new friends in
the "Save all cute and fuzzy things club at the next meeting?  ...It
seemed a lot easier to bond with my old friends from the "destroy all cute
and fuzzy things club", oh well...

2)  Would it be too forward of me to....ask a girl if I can carry her
books?  That'd be moving way too fast...ah, the old Hotnit
would have, "accidentally" knocked 'em out of her hand to just to watch
her pick 'em up...heh...sigh...oh, well...

3)  Is there any way to get edited versions of Ranma 1/2.  Sometimes they 
say things like...<whisper>"Jack Ass".  There's even nudity!!! 

Whoops, I better finish my CAD homework so I can play some Pinball later,
these modern arcade games are so violent...I can't even play my copy of
Tekken 3 anymore...someone get that Julia Chang a longer skirt!!!


					          Saint Hotnit