(billy_brown..please read at the end of this post, and scroll past my 
little joking here...^_^ For the rest - enjoy the show...^_^)

*pop**SD-Frank appears out of Pillowspace*

{SD-Frank}: "Bad enough that I was teleported onto the birthday cake, but 
now I had to escape before Washu remembered that promise I made to her 
about being her guinea pig...oh well..maybe Shouryu won't mind that I 
slipped into his 'Space for a couple..."

Someone the ever who hasn't read the FAQ said:

<Genma:
     ranma i am mad at you....have you been training latly cause you
are not a good fighter what are you doing.....>

{SD-Frank}: "I'm sitting on my lazy butt. It's my birthday for crying out 
loud...! Oh wait...you mean _Ranma_.....

<ranma:eating.yum.yum>

{SD-Frank}: "Rub a dub-dub..thanks for the grub...well..at least Ranma is 
IC in _some_ way here..."

<genma:so thats it you need to go on a diet
ranma:ahhhh what im mi ahh do a science project[whisper,oh yeah thats
good]im doing a project>

{SD-Frank}: "Psst...hey, Ranma...I think you need to get a _lot_ better at 
lying..like maybe _not_ say "ahhh" a lot..yeah, that's it...

<genma:get out there in 5 mins or i will show you off to the world
mr.woman>

{SD-Frank}: *Hans mode*
"He's going to teach him a lesson, that sissie little _girlie man_..."
*flexes his tiny muscles*

<ranma:ahh pop come on
genma:no!!!!!>

{SD-Frank}: "NOOOOO! They're all gonna laugh at you! NOOOOO! They're all 
gonna laugh at you! NOOOO! They're all gonn-

*SD-Frank is somehow smacked upside the head by Washu, who d-doored in*

{SD-Frank}: "OWWW! Hmmm..I guess I needed that. Sorry about that folks..^_^


<ganma:now fight me!!!>

{SD-Frank}: "Good Lord! Not only does "genma" already have incredibly poor 
grammar, but he's metamorphosized into his evil ego'd and powered up twin 
"ganma"!!! AHHHHH! Run away! Run away!"

<ranma:ah......hiya>

{SD-Frank}: *facefaults and falls out of his chair* "The _great_ and 
_powerful_ Ranma makes an earth shattering first attack..."

<ganma:hahhaahhaha you fool now my turn
ganma:ahh sytome power>

{SD-Frank}: "If Genma turns into the Overfiend, I'm leaving..."

<ranma:ah e ohhh ahh stop that that hurts!!!!!
ganma:you suck you dolt
ranma:ahh shut up>

{SD-Frank}: *thinking* "thisisnotalemon...thisisnotalemon..thisisnotalemon.
.thisisnotalemon...dontthink thatway..pleasedontthinkthatway..."

<pow!!!!!!!!!to ranma>

{SD-Frank}: "I'm glad I didn't get "pow" for _my_ birthday..geez..."

<splashhhhh
girl ranma:now your going to get it>

{SD-Frank}: "Isn't that sweet? Ranma's gonna share his "pow" with someone 
else..."

<pow to genma!!!!!!
splahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!>

{SD-Frank}: "Splahhhh? Splahhhh? What'd Genma do, fart in mid-air?"

<genma:..................
girl ranma:..................>

{SD-Frank}: "What's this, a Rei Ayanami impersonation contest? Ooh! Ooh! 
Let me try!"

.....
.....
......
......
.....
"psst...can I stop now?"

<girl ranma:[sigh]
genma:[im hungry so you work and i eat]
girl ranma:ahh shut up>

{SD-Frank}: *accent* "Yes! You shut up! You be here for hour! You go now!"

      <     [the end]       oct 1 vol 2 >

{SD-Frank}: "And there was much rejoicing...yaaay..damn, I wish SD-Justy 
were here to see this..."

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billy_brown, that was just a creative way to tell you that you _can't post 
fanfics to the Ranma ML_, ok? It's against the rules...that is, unless you 
were posting an RP, which I highly doubt. If I offended you, don't be 
offended...I just put a creative spin on the post. Just be glad I didn't 
flame you, 'cause I wouldn't do that anyway ^_^....but please go read the 
Ranma ML FAQ, whcih is attached to the end of every MO, ok?

For everyone else...I wish Justy was here to see that one, but I was in an 
SDGP mood and couldn't resist. Perhaps if he pops in tomorrow he can add 
to it..^_- Hopefully everyone found it fairly entertaining, in a SPAM-like 
way, and it may keep people from browbeating the newbie^_^...sorry 'bout 
that..

Good thing I caught this just before I left...

Did I hear something about Joao having some party materials? ^_-

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