Ranma Character for a day, and response to Hotnit. :P


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from "James 'Jaymz' Cullen" <tlgjaymz@bigpond.com>
subject Ranma Character for a day, and response to Hotnit. :P
date Wed, 2 Sep 1998 12:31:21 +1000
Arnold Kim wrote:
>
>If you were given the chance to be a Ranma character for a day, who would
>you want to be? Not necessarily _would_ you be, but who would you like
>to be?
>
I'd prolly be Ryouga. Somethin' about him just appeals to me, and he reminds
me a lot of myself at times... and.. well.. loathe I am to admit it, but who
COULDN'T resist being snuggled by Akane, even if you were a pig? ^_^*

Besides, It'd kick ass, because I could find my way around then (I've got
really great directional sense.. well.. compared to Ryouga, I do.), and I'd
kick Kunou's ass just for the hell of it, and maybe even beat up on Ranma a
bit just to teach him a lesson or two. <g>

And then I'd change all those "95% fat free" labels to "5% pure fat!", and
oppress everyone.. and when asked why, I'd answer, "Because I'm the king,
baby! Now hump my leg, peasant!" Uhh.. umm.. ooops.. wrong fantasy... you
didn't just read that. I think I'll go to therapy or something.. this leg
humping thing can't be normal.

Cory Hotnit wrote:
>What Ranma character would I like to be for a day?!!  Ranma of course, and
>I'd try to score as much as possible before the day is over!!!
>
<Jaymz raises his eyebrow>

>That's
>right a quick trip down to a certain Okinomiyaki Shop,
>
<Jaymz frowns>

>followed by a
>deposit being made at the Cat Cafe,
>
<Jaymz snickers>

>but not before a quick gymnastics
>session at the Kuno estate,
>
<Jaymz shudders>

>and If I'm feeling really lucky, and for my
>grand finale it back home to the Tendo Sisters Three.
>
<Jaymz GROWLS like a feral animal, and leaps toward Corey>

JAYMZ: You.. DARE to blaspheme the name of Akane, even in jest? YOU DIE!!!

<Various sounds of hits, punches, screams in pain (from Corey), and bones
splintering promptly ensue>
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