The Dodongo awards! (SPAM, or couldn't you guess.)
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from | "Drakli" <ndunn61@maine.maine.edu>
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subject | The Dodongo awards! (SPAM, or couldn't you guess.)
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date | Wed, 1 Jul 1998 00:57:26 -0500
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Hurrah Megane!! Good show, Aoi!
Zelda! The Legend of Zelda is absolutely correct! Dodongos are
Hylian creatures!
Heh hem.
(I reach up and pull a viewscreen down from nowhere. Fully extended,
it hangs, somehow suspended in midair.)
Lights!
(Abruply, the ML goes dark.)
Somebody, start the projecter, please!
(The image of an enormous creature flickers into life on the
screen.)
Thank you.
Now then, the dodongo, as you can clearly see, is a large, and
heavily built, armoured creature. This mighty two horned beast has
often been likened to the rhinoceros. It also bears a certain
reseblance to certain dinosaurs, the horned and frilled triceratops,
and the
armoured ankylosaurus. The hide of dodongos, being extrordinarily
dense and hard,
is all but impervious to penetration. Even metal weapons refuse to
bite
through the skin, instead rebounding with a clatter. This, in concert
with the great size of the animal, and its ornery temper, makes it
almost completely proof against natural predators and human alike. But
it does have a weakness... One word... Smoke.
Lights!
(The projector clicks off. The ML becomes light again, as suddenly as
it became dark.)
Now then, who were the correct guessers? First Megane, then Aoi?
Right then, prizes for both of you!
(Searching around in my robes, I pull out the objects to bestow.)
Found these whilst I was wandering around down there.
Let's see... for Aoi as runner up, you get Enemy Bait! Aoi can use
this bait to lure the RPers and bump them off as they come to eat it.
But watch out! This doesn't work for some of the RPers.
And for Megane, for first prize, I have a Blue Candle!! Some of the
posts inside the ML are really dark. So use this to brighten them.
Blue candles are good for one MO only, but the red ones can light
up posts for several MOs.
To bad I didn't find the latter... oh well...
There you go! Have fun! ^-^
Sorry, this post was entirely un Ranma related, but the next one I am
planning will be! Uh... related, that is.
Yours Truly,
Drakli
Miscellanious Arsenal and Random Objects Caretaker for the SSoAGMA
Improvisational Object Specialist of the CotMoHW
Gosunkugi's Official Hammer and Nail Supplier in the name of USURP
Self Proclaimed Protector of Onna Ryouga
RanmaMUCKer: Cologne ^v^ -( Wahahahahahaha!)
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