> 
> [Big guy]- I think I've figured out why you give me so much trouble.
> [Masked Guy]-Oh, why?
> [Big guy]- Well I haven't fought just one person in so long.
> [Masked guy]- Why should that...*groans*... make such a differance?
> [Big guy]- Well you use different moves when fighting more than
> one...*strained* ...person.
> *big guy collapses proan on the ground*
> *masked guy gets off him and rolls him over to check for a heartbeat*
> [Masked guy]-Well I don't envy the Headache you will have in the morning, in
> the meantime dream of LARGE women.
> 
> While I may of slashed and burned this just a little, if anyone can tell me
> what movie it is from, they get a Klondike bar(tm).  The first person mind
> you.   
> 

Ooh! Ooh! klondike bar! (Whatever the hell that is).
The princess bride!
One of my fave western movies!
Inego Montoya"You're INCREDIBLE!"
Masked man"Then why are you smiling?"
IM "Because I know something you no know."
MM (grunts) "Yes? and what might that be?"
IM "I ahm not left handed!"
(He changes his sword hand)

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"Real" partys.
Items of interest to "real party goers"
Fight ettqutte.
Don't try and pick up a girl if you can't lift her boyfreind.
PJ O Rouke, Modern Manners.