> >"To boost Britain's economy I would tax all foreigners living abroad."
> >"I would tax the nude, in my bed.  No, not tax, what is the
> >word...Welcome!"
> >"I love this country, I really do, but there's nowhere to park, is there?"
> >"Now, you gotta hit the jump straight, real straight, you dig?" "Jump?"
> >"Everyone's a little queer, can't she be a little straight?"
> 
> I'm *certain* at least some are Python, though I haven't seen any for a
> long time. The second at least, and probably the first too. Python, I'm
> sure. BTW, this is driving me nuts, so if you don't tell me where they're
> from I'll make you watch Neighbours and Home and Away reruns until your
> brain explodes in a display of good taste! ^_^

"I'd tax Olivia Harris. H_H
 And I'm sure she'd tax me. H_H. " - Michael Palin. MP.
"I'd TAX .. ALL PEOPLE.. STANDING IN WATER!....."
(Gumbie in river looks down at the river he's standing in. Looks 
surprised.)
" OOOHHH!"  John Cleese. MP.
Yup, most of 'em are Pythonated.
"It is an Ex-Parrot."
"it Has ceased to be."
Anybody catch the Cleese smokers Ad?
JC ( Sitting in front of Ash / cigarette tray, full of ashes. )
"Now the average smoker makes about this much ash."
(empties contents onto table, pauses, looks thougtfully at camera.)
"Of course, we don't cremate _all_ of them......"
 

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"Real" partys.
Items of interest to "real party goers"
5 amusing places to take a leek.
Number 5. Out of a moving convertable.
(NB: Face the rear. )
PJ O Rouke, Modern Manners.