> >***Ducktales : Yeah, I'm being serious.  I've got my reasons, but I really
> >don't want to extrapolate.  If anyone is *that* curious (not ruddy likely)
> >feel free to mail me privately.
> 
> Never got it myself. Disney afternoon TV tends to make me violently sick
> (like Newcomer).
Newcomer (indignently) "Hey!"
Sam " Wait! i meant that ducktales made me sick like various things 
make you sick! (Cheesy grin) Honest!"
Newcomer ( resentfull stare ) "Gumph."
 
> >***the Tick : I like the comic book better, but this is quite worthwhile.
SPOON!
Actually, when i first saw it, I thought it took itself completley 
seriously, and as such thought it was totaly cack.
I feel kinda silly now....
I thought they took a character like "Chairface" Chppendale 
seriously. How dense can I get....
At any rate, 
WOHOO! Someone ELSE who reads the comics!
NINJAS!
"They've formed a hedge! Ingenous!"
(Picture of about 40 ninjas, each holding a ragged stick.) 

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"Real" partys.
Items of interest to "real party goers"
5 amusing places to take a leek.
No.3. Into someones galoshes.
PJ O Rouke, Modern Manners.