> I keep telling you, it's 'smitten'. "I smote him with my tetsubo. He was
> smitten by my tetsubo."
"He was smitten by my tetsubo,
and he just _loved_ my dress with the pink carnations"
AHEM.
Sorry. It just seemed so funny (to me at least) that I couldn't 
resist.
BTW, I think I lost almost all of early Saturdays MO...
Weird.  

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"Real" partys.
Items of interest to "real party goers"
5 amusing places to take a leek.
No.1. Through a keyhole.
PJ O Rouke, Modern Manners.