In a message dated 98-05-31 22:59:44 EDT, you write:

<< Owain: "Blood!  Death!  Fire!  Slaughter!"
 Roger: "Whazzat?"
 Owain: *pulls out SCG knife (r)* "By the power invested within me as the
 1st Deacon of the SCG, the 1998 year of our goddess, I shall smite thee!"
 *runs over to Roger with blade out.  Just as he reaches Roger, he flips the
 blade backwards and slaps Roger on the wrist with the handle*
 Owain: "Very well, then, I have done my duty." >>

Now Pete's attack didn't even faze me(i have the healing power of ranma), but
this:
*fuzzy announcers voice*"Today a young college student died horribly today as
a result of being slapped on the wrist by a knife, the wielder of the knife is
unknown, we will report any updates later."

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on to another post:
<<Every time I hear someone say that Akane isn't super-increadible at martial
arts, I think back to episode #2 where she's fighting all the guys from her
school.  There's one part when about 15 guys - guys who are dressed in
protective gear - all crowd around her to attack her, and she fights them
off in about 2 seconds.  There's no way a normal person could do something
like that every day.>>

I disagree, some martial artists can and do still do stuff like this- I don't
know where I saw this, but some guy had beaten off about 13 people in under a
minute, so I don't think u have to be superhuman in order to do that, just
skilled.  Now Akane is allways trainin- it doesn't mean she's better than most
people- just more skilled.  But if u notice she usually sucks when fightin one
on one.  So she's a normal person(if u call being a Anime character normal).

Later
Roger
Lover of Ukyou(it is now an alternatin Sunday)

[Big guy]- I think I've figured out why you give me so much trouble.
[Masked Guy]-Oh, why?
[Big guy]- Well I haven't fought just one person in so long.
[Masked guy]- Why should that...*groans*... make such a differance?
[Big guy]- Well you use different moves when fighting more than
one...*strained* ...person.
*big guy collapses proan on the ground*
*masked guy gets off him and rolls him over to check for a heartbeat*
[Masked guy]-Well I don't envy the Headache you will have in the morning, in
the meantime dream of LARGE women.

While I may of slashed and burned this just a little, if anyone can tell me
what movie it is from, they get a Klondike bar(tm).  The first person mind
you.