On Mon, 31 Jul 1995, Joseph Torres wrote:

> 
> >> Almost as bad as "This is a pen."
> >
> >No, mine is much worse, because the Spanish book had a picture of it.  
> >Yep, a little boy at a zoo trying to retch.
> 
> They should teach languages by the importance of the words.  The only spanish
> I _really_ remember is 'Donde esta el banyo' 
> (Where is the bathroom - spelled wrong, I know)

That's "donde esta el *cuarto* de bano." (Think I spelled cuarto wrong). 
That's about all i remember from 3 1/2 years of HS Spanish, apart from 
the dirty words).

Joe Perez