::in the bowels of WoS MN chapter::
LJ: sir we just got a respons from roshi do you want to hear it now.
U2R: luitenent just play the messageand stop with the damn formalities or
else i'll send you into orbit!
LJ:uh ok well here is the message::backing off a little::::reaches over to
console and hits play button::::shampoo comes on screen::
C:stop touching shampoo's buttons james!!!!!
LJ: hey i thought you were going to fix her to much free thought procesors??
U2R:shey that would be your job::kicks shey into ceiling::computer relay
message into my office::walks into office::play the message
 ----- Begin message
 
 Hello U2R...  Sorry it took me a while to respond, I'm still in the
 hospital at the moment.  Don't worry, hopefully I'll be out soon...  Of
 course, I  just read your message, and I'd love to join you on that
 scouting trip.  I've been hoping I could get in on this action against
 that old pervert.  If you send over some of those goodies, more than
 likely my clone Gouhan'll be there to recieve them...
 
      Oh, yeah...  Holly said she may be gone for a while...  Something
 about having to think about things...  So she might not be able to reply
 for a while...  If you want to wait for her, fine.  As I said, I'm still
 not sure when I'll get out of here.  hiroshin-ken over and out...
 
 ----- End message
U2R: good he is in with our trip. Private thrash report to my office at
once!!!
PT:yes!
U2R: send one of the modified mechs over to roshi, in fact give him the one
that looks like eva unit 02
PT: yes sir anything else in his gift box er maybe that is crate heheh
U2R: no jokes private send him some of those senzu beans as well maybe that
will get him out of the hospital. also make sure to include one gravity lazer
PT:yes sir i will get on with it asap
U2R: and make sure holly's mech is ready soon just in case she replys sooner
than we think she will. one last thing relay another message to roshi
PT: yes sir ::Thrash hits button on console:: you may begin the message sir.
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Scramble message
Voice print and identity scan needed to unscramble(ie positive retnal scan)
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begin message
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Roshi I am sending you your mech and a little weapon we just developed for
the mech. also enclosed are some senzu beans eat one and you will be
completly healthy again.
remember this the key code for the mech is shampoo02 without it you will be
unable to start the mech
hope you feel better soon 
o and don't operate the mech under the influence of any alcohol it is proven
to destroy perseption of reality while 30ft in the air
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End message
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U2R: send this right away then send the package express mail
PT: yes sir uh what about james
U2R: what about him
PT: well he is stuck in the ceiling dangling down
U2R:so let him find is own way down
PT:yes sir

---to be continued---