Paul:  

>>  so... she's the first to kiss Ranma...
> Doesn't mean anything. Was their emotion behind it? Nope, therefore
> invalid.

hehe.. but this is oriental society... maybe they just don't _show_ their
emotions.. hehe... less = more!

that one little chaste kiss...

hehe...

(I'm chinese so don't anyone start on some racism tirade...this is a
_joke_)... 

> >On the Olympics:
> >Hey, they're the golden pair!
> 
> So you don't see Ranma or Kodachi in Olympic gymnastics... :P

Oh.. I said (in brackets) "also Kodachi" in the original post... and
Ranma's just good at Martial arts <anything>, but not figure skating or
gymnastics in and of themselves... I'm cheering Azusa at the next winter
games...

> >Okay! Mikado and Azusa! No problem.. I concede this point.. hehe...
> 
> :P

hey, if you want to support Mikado, no problem! he's Azusa's partner! I
have no problem to altering  the statement to include Mikado... hehe... 

so my oral appendage elongates right back at you....!

>> neither does poverty... but since she's "Princess Azusa"... money is
>> appropriate...
> 
> I don't think that's an actual title, but more a nickname. Like calling
> your daughter, Princess. Doesn't mean you HAVE to be rich. :P

no... she's royalty... who do you think broke up THE PRINCE AND PRINCESS OF
WALES... Miss-No-Body-What's-Her-Name-Bowles-With-No-Title... i think
not...

it was the work of the ultimate "ANTI MATCHMAKER" extrodinaire!

move over "princess" Di... here's Princess Azusa!

and BTW... Queen Elizabeth is the richest private female individual in the
world... and I believe the richest man is the king of some small country I
can't remember the name of (if you consider his country's GNP as part of
his revenue and the national treasury as his holding since it _is_ a
monarchy)

if you don't consider this, then I can't remember who's the richest man is
now that that Forbes #1 japanese guy is long dead...

 >  >Aren't you just dazzled by the imagery/metaphor?
> >awe-struck by the articulate nature?
> >_moved_ by the passion of the statement:
> 
>> "GIMME GIMME GIMME!"
> 
> Uhh...No

bah!... philistine! no appreciation of finer points of the english
language... and the true depth of "GGG!"...

: )

I suppose _Monet_ was simply a thrower of paint! 
or _Illiad/Odyssey_ simply a jumble of words by some long dead Greek named
after the Simpsons' father...
Poe simply some depressed poet...

or _"The Thinker"_ (?) simply a chunk of stone depicting some naked guy at
the bathroom...
or the _Rossetta (sp?) stone_ simply a truce between two long dead
empires....?


Nay, nay I say 'tis not so simple... to _rhyme_ (not quote!) with "the
Raven"... "ever more!"

>> it _simply_ cries out to be immortalized within the _annals of time_...
>> beside such famous words as "To be or not to be?" "et tu Brute?" and "I
>> tawd I saw a putty cat!.... I did did saw a putty cat!"
> 
> Well, so does "DOH!" and "Show me the money!" But I doubt "GIMME" Hardly
> qualifies.

As Shakespeare's many sonnets (_way_ too many to mention) were to the art
of poetry and an artery for the life blood of his plays... thus too are
Azusa's many well-spoken words... these later day anecdotes of which you
speak, be merely "buzz phrases" used be the media... lacking the true art
and depth of their immortal predecessors... and like the winds and the
desert sand...

however the words "GIMME GIMME GIMME!" re: Azusa.... scream an echo o'er
time itself... and shall be etched forever in the psyche of society...
you'll see!

: )


>> Ah... but she gets these things from such people as Mikado (for
>> example)..
>> someone who beats up 100 hockey players in < 10seconds.
> Gimme a M-240G Machine Gun and I can kill 100 hockey players in under 10
> seconds.
> Yeah it's called a verticle buttstroke followed by a bayonet to the gut.
> That usually does it. If not a 5.56mm round at 500 yards.
> "Hey freak, Gimme."
> [bang]
> Walk over to carcass pick up what I wanted. "Thanks."

AH! But you see _this_ is what seperates *artist* from thug, noble dueler
from miscreant highwayman... anyone can use such tools to do the job...
just like
anyone can paint the Mono Lisa given those *&&^^$%$!! "paint by number"
packages...
'tis not the weapon, but the man/woman inside that is the gauge...

>> you would backhand a 14 (16?) year old girl???
> 
> If she kept on annoying the hell out of me like Azusa would you bet I'd
> smack her. ^_^

tsk tsk... I'l say nothing more... : )

>> heh heh... in the words of that soldier in "Predator":
>>                                "anytime...."
> Oh okay, name it right here: Quake? Red Alert? Xwing vs Tie Fighter? You
> want to play games, we'll play games..

I'm afraid, I play very few video games... aside from that Street Fighter
craze 6 years ago... and I'm sure that you would therefore crush me.

call me backwards, but I didn't even discover the internet until this
year...

university studies tends to leave one with little free time during the
academic year to indulge in such activities.

but meet me on a track, a football/rugby field (RUGGER!), archery field...
and I'll smoke ya...

or possibly even fencing (if I can still remember).... : )

okokok so a chinese sprinter isn't exactly the scariest thought... but
_eventually_ our genes will get away from (*&*&^%##  table tennis and
badminton! Just you watch out Michael Johnson & Donovan Bailey! 

(Bailey's faster, yay Canada!)

: )

> DIMPLE_POWER is invincible!!!!!
> 
> Okay little senario:
> "Ha, you stupid person, I have dimples."
> "I have a gun."
> "But cannot resist my dimples."
> "Well I can shoot your dimples off your face, then I could resist them."
> 
> "I HAVE DIMPLES!"
> "I still have a gun."  [bang] "Gimme."

Did you by any chance ever hear of the (quite cliched) phrase:

	"The pen is mightier than the sword"?

well... dimples excercised appropriately... can gain many an advantage
unachievable by the written word alone... : )
...as any woman can attest to...

but then again....

lets play it your way....

a different take on it:

did you ever hear of the tale of Balder (sp?) of Norse mythology? The god
of Beauty (among other things) whose flesh could be pierced by none save
the lowly mistletoe...

well Azusa's dimples act similarly... so I say "hah" to your bullets.
Notice that Azusa in the whole competition was never even hurt...

: )
 

PS: I leave shortly to the calling of academic responsibilities, so this
will likely be the last I write within this thread... its been fun.


Fil "French Fry" Ho
A.K.A: petite Azusa

GGG!
Vive Maison d'Azusa!