Unanimous Voting Pool in the KWMP <SPAM, Pt.1>


to "ranma@usagi.jrd.dec-j.co.jp" <ranma@usagi.jrd.dec.com>
from Story-Weaver <fsmop@aurora.alaska.edu>
subject Unanimous Voting Pool in the KWMP <SPAM, Pt.1>
date Fri, 01 Aug 1997 08:52:47 -0700
"Well, I am proud to announce our fifth annual Voting pool on favorite
Ranma 1/2 Characters, Dai, would you read the results?"  Hiroshi hands
Daisuke an envelope, they are both dressed in tuxes and standing on a
makeshift stage in front of the KWMP.
	Kaoru sits in his seat, crossing his fingers, and murmuring
'Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease...' Ukyou swiftly smashes him on the
head, knocking him out cold.
	"I can't take you anywhere.... not even to your place of Business." 
Ukyou sits back down, and waits for the results, crossing her own
fingers.
	"For Number five we have.... it's a tie ladies and Gentlemen!  Between
Myself, and my Best Bud, Hiroshi!" The two hug eachother, then
themselves, tears streaming out of their eyes as they hold the Copper
Panda-San.  "I would like to thank the Emperor... and if he wishes to
give us any donations, my family is poor.  We need them!"  Hiroshi
pushes Dai out of the Way.  "I would like to thank the Kasuga Talent
Agency, for getting me into the series in the first place!"
	"I Would Like to thank My Mother, for always buying me front seats to
Ranma's fights so I could get pummeled and seen on camera..."
	"I would Like to thank Mr. Muroto, my High School Science Teacher..."
	"I would Like to thank Elvis..." Hiroshi blinks and Looks at Dai.
	"Dai.... you know Elvis is dead, right?"
	"No he's not.  He just went Home."
	"Ahh... well, for my final thank-you, I would like to thank Akira...
for without that movie, Anime would never be the same!"
	Kaoru yells, "Get on with it!"
	"Er..... well.  For Fourth... another tie, folks! Panda-San and Mr. P!"
*SPLASH!*
	Panda-San walks out with the pig on his head, holding a bronze version
of Himself.  "Growf... Rowwharfmrrr," <Translation: 'I thought there
would be food?'>.
	P-Chan jumps up onto the podium, and begins speaking into the
microphone, making gestures characteristic of an actor of great merit. 
"Bwee, Bweee Weee!  Bwwweeeee , Bwee, Bweee Weee!"
	Ranma Jumps onto Stage, "Hey, don't insult me like that!" P-chan
Growls.
	"I ain't gotta take that from some Pig!" Ranma tries to grab P-Chan,
who bites him on the thumb.  "Gaah! Now your gonna get it, you side of
Pork!" Ranma chases P-chan Off Stage.  <Where's the Buffet?> Panda-San
asks by sign.

	<To Be Continued...>

Sin.
Story-Weaver,
	AKA Kaoru,
Lost "Dragon-Boy"
	Of Shimitsu!

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