Walski:
>Ted did ask:
><Hey! It wasn't Kung Fu flick! It was Ninja Academy. You seen it
>before?>
>Unfortunatly yes I have, and I thought it was way stupid. Not just
>stupid, but WAY stupid. Oh my favorite part was the scene where the
>students get to whip around some _automatic_ paintball guns...<rolls
>eyes>

Well, I kinda liked it. The opening with the James Bond guy was the best
part IMHO.

><Drool> Yes, a very nice sturdy, but heavy piece of metal. Almost
>three-times the firepower of the M60, double the range, easier to
>maintain with the single bolt action group instead of 5 with the M60,
>fun to look at, funner to shoot. Heck kiddies, if I had...oh lets say
>Ukyo in one arm and an M240G in the other I could die a happy man...No,
>strike that...If I had Ukyo in one arm, Akane in the other, maybe Nabiki
>grabbing one leg, and Kasumi ion the other and the M240G strapped to my
>back THEN I'd die a happy man...

Cool. Can you give me some specs? RPM, caliber, etc.

>What the heck do I look like a dating service?! Heck, son as far as I'm
>concerned the first available woman <who falls into my category which
>is: being a woman> goes to me and me alone. And as far as THOSE
>prospects are going that ain't gonna be for a long time. <Grumble>

Fine with me. 

><You got any Sacrifice Cannons? Thanks.>
>Er? 
>	"Hey Sergeant! What the hell are Sacrifice Cannons?"
>	"Got no idea, Master Guns, but I'm pretty sure I can build you 
>one."
>	"Get on it."
>	"Aye, Master Guns."
>	Well, we'll see what they come up with ^_^

You don't know what a Sacrifice Cannon is?!!! It's from MAPS. Most
powerful gun type weapon I know. It was designed to obliterate whole
galaxies. Its power source is really cool. Basically you take a bunch of
expendable creatures and you kill them! The fear energy created by the
victims powers the cannon. The more fear the more powerful the shot.
Usually they throw in a much of rats and crush them in a meat grinder.
The more creatures and the more sentient your 'ammo' is, the more
powerful the gun gets. Marines though would make poor 'ammo'. Though
highly sentient and high in number they just aren't that scared of death.
Supposedly these superpowerful beings were going to use this gun to
obliterate our galaxy. My only problem is I can only kill my enemies
once. I was going to use half to power the cannon and kill the other half
with the cannon.

-Ted Wang