From the co-guardian of Gate 1 w/ the nailz...
>Attention, ML!  I wish to make a confession.
>
>I have been living a lie for the past few months.  Pretending to like
>Akane, even believing her to be the real fiancee, was just a hoax. 
>
>>From now on, I will pledge my undying support to the woman who really
>deserves Ranma's love, Shampoo.  
>
>Sorry for all those people that I led on with my sham Knighthood, but,
>hey, that's life.  From now on, it will be known as the Knighthood of the
>True _Amazon_.  After all, she is the best suited to be Ranma's wife.
>
>Thank you.
>
>-Saotome Laura
>
>Founder of the Knighthood of the True _Amazon_

Oh my... I never knew. Well, I wish to announce that I'm living a lie,
too... I'm really not a god, and I'm just a normal person who fell down on
his face today and was kicked in the face during a food fight. Heh... Like,
I, the great Insane-kun, could ever be remotely injured. ^_^

And the other defender of Gate 1, replying to Matt:
>>Hi everyone, it's me, Matt again.  I just thought I'd share my opinion on
>>Ranma Lemons (Hentai Ranma, but I'm sure we all know that.)...It's EVIL!!!
>>All Lemons should be burned, and their creators punished!  The Ranma
>>Universe does not contain any sort of sexual ralations, and never will!
>>Only the sickest minds come up with that stuff, violating the pureness of
>>Ranma 1/2.  Hmm...this could turn into something big...
>
>Oboy.  Has Kun-chan heard this?

You're going to punish Kun-chan? Ooooooohh... you don't wanna do that... I'd
hafta kill you... ^_^

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