Death Star for sale


to ranma@usagi.jrd.dec.com
from Arnold Kim <arnkim@umich.edu>
subject Death Star for sale
date Tue, 1 Apr 1997 19:49:47 -0500 (EST)
Walski sez:
> Okay, since it was sooo tough, I'll throw the flowers in free of
> charge...Wait a sec, all of it is free...Hmmm.... "Yo, Sergeant! How
> much profit have we made so far?"
> "Lets just say we've got Ft. Knox fourteen times over, rough estimating,
> give or take fourteen trillion." The Sergeant says glancing down at the
> books.
> "Thats it? Hmm, we need another sale."
> NOW ON SALE AT %20 OFF TODAY ONLY, THE IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
> "That should get us some bucks."
Wow, I could really use one of those...how much?

(now imagines fendding off the hordes of Shampoo worshippers with newly
acquired planet destroyer)

Arnold Kim
aka Sir Arnold, proud member of the Knights of the True Fiancee, Akane
Tendo
Long live Akane!


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