> From: Laura Louise Stoffer <stoffell@whitman.edu>
> Subject: In the spirit of the day...
> 
> Attention, ML!  I wish to make a confession.
> 
> I have been living a lie for the past few months.  Pretending to like
> Akane, even believing her to be the real fiancee, was just a hoax. 
> 
> >From now on, I will pledge my undying support to the woman who really
> deserves Ranma's love, Shampoo.  
	YOU DISGUSTING BLASPHEMER!!!!!
	How _dare_ you claim that such a worthless little sow deserves
anything this side of a close encounter with a Mack Truck!  We all know 
that Ranma is destined to spend the rest of a long and joyous life with...
	... Kuno Tatewaki!

HTG (check the date people)