*Saotome* Laura did say:
I have been living a lie for the past few months.  Pretending to like
Akane, even believing her to be the real fiancee, was just a hoax. 

>From now on, I will pledge my undying support to the woman who really
deserves Ranma's love, Shampoo.  

Sorry for all those people that I led on with my sham Knighthood, but,
hey, that's life.  From now on, it will be known as the Knighthood of
the True _Amazon_.  After all, she is the best suited to be Ranma's
wife.

Walski glances down at the screen, re-reading what he just saw.
"Sergeant! What's the date?"
"Four-One-Ninety Seven, Master Guns."
"Ain't that April Fools Day?"
"Damn sure is, Master Guns, we're planning on TPing the White House
tonight, wanna come along?"
"Nah, you boys go along now and have fun. Hmm..." Walski wonders in
thought. "Now, I know she was joking, but still, isn't it disrespecting
the True Fiancee Akane?"
Hmm...Seems that way, punishment of course is ingesting an MRE, but I
like Saotome Laura too much, and don't want to do that. Hmm...What
should I do? What should I do? 
Walski reaches for the Emergency Recon Phone

TO BE CONTINUED

Paul W. Walski
MGySgt, USMC
Covert Op time