Saotome Laura mumbled:
>Attention, ML!  I wish to make a confession.
 >I have been living a lie for the past few months.  Pretending to like
 >Akane, even believing her to be the real fiancee, was just a hoax.
>>From now on, I will pledge my undying support to the woman who really
>>deserves Ranma's love, Shampoo.
 >Sorry for all those people that I led on with my sham Knighthood, but,
 >hey, that's life.  From now on, it will be known as the Knighthood of
 >the True _Amazon_.  After all, she is the best suited to be Ranma's
 >wife.
>Thank you.

Um, yeah sure, Laura.  I really don't know you all *that* well...but I
doubt...for certain reasons.  

*checks watch*

Whaddaya know?  Today's the first of April...
(Uh oh, I need to call my brother; it's his birthday.  Really, no joke.)

(Nice try, though, Laura.  It's creative, I'll give ya that.)

						Shouryu

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