Albert:
>Here's a question for all you enthusiasts of various would-be-spouses:
If
>Ranma and person X got married, what would the wedding be like?

Ukyou's would be a nice traditional wedding at a little chapel. Everyone
would be happy (except the other fiances) and they'd have a giant
okynomiyaki instead of a cake. If it was Nabiki all I can say is "Viva
Las Vegas!" Use your imagination from there. For him to marry Akane I see
a shotgun wedding. Soun, of course, the one with the shotgun.(No offense
Jaymz) I don't see any other way you could get them to marry. Ranma would
put up a fight though. He'd take down Genma and make for the door. Just
as he's about to leave the dojo Soun would club him over the head with
the shotgun and drag him back to the wedding. If he was marrying Kodachi
or Shampoo he'd be drugged. If he married a fruit salad (other than
Kodachi), the flowers in the box  would be crying and Ricardo woul be the
Justice of The Peace. The secret word would be 'watch' and Cowboy Curtis
would be best man. For all weddings you would need an armed security
force to keep 'interlopers' out or to have suitors "forever hold their
peace."

-Ted Wang