amnesiack:
>Love sucks.  Relationships suck.  Life sucks.  *sob*

Women, can't live with them, can't kill them. Life's a bitch and then you
die. 2 very wise people once said:
"Women, who needs them. You know why? Because they come from land. And
they're all soft and delicate. You know what they like most?
"Charge accounts?"
"Well, that too. Flowers, all delicate and sweet smelling."
"Hey, they grow on land!"
"Yeah, exactly! And then thre's the makeup."
Hey, you ever seen Ms. Yevan put on her eyebrows?"
"What?!"
"Yeah, she takes this mask with holes in it and she puts it over her face
and she takes this pen and when she takes it off, eyebrows."
""You're joking right?!"
"No, I seen her. She doesn't have a single hair on her forehead."
"Why you. I'll kill you! [Starts strangling the other guy. His sense
comes back and he stops. looks at his hands] I tried to kill you over a
women! [Runs off the 'pier' crying.]
Phil Hartman and Paul Rueben.

Saotome Laura:

>Yes!!  It's based on the legend of the god Susanou, who rescued a young
>woman about to be eaten by an 8-headed dragon, the oroshi.  He did it by
>getting the oroshi drunk on sake and cutting off its heads while it 
>slept.

Thanks. Okay, would this orochi happend to have eaten all the young
woman's sisters and the young woman was reffered to as a kushinada? (Blue
Seed) 

-Ted Wang