Wow! I'm a role model! Now that I left the caves, 
everyone else came out! Whoa, this is so weird. 
I wonder if I get to do public service announcements
now...

"Remember kids, lurking can hurt you. Look at Johnny.
He posts at least twice every day. Look at that smile.
And those healthy gums. But poor Bobby. He never posts.
And now, his fingers don't work because he never uses 
them to type a post. Poor, poor Bobby. So kids,
remember. Be a Johnny."

>-Saotome Laura, who really wants to check out everyone's homepages, but 
>can't because the only net access she has at home is through her mother's 
>AOL account, which is currently down for some bizzarre reason and it is 
>impossible to get through to tech support, even after she tried holding 
>for more than fourty minutes before her &()*ing phone died...
>
>DEATH TO AOL!!!

Man, and I was thinking about getting that, too. 
<throws AOL CD out the window>

Hey, anyone out there hate the macarena? <entire 
ML raises hands> Good. Well, I wrote a story 
that all of you should like. And, it has Mortal's 
seal of approval. It's at:
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/1011/macarenastory.html
If you can't get into GC, and still wanna read it,
e-mail me and I'll send you a copy.

Happy New Year, hope the old one was good, too.

\_\_\_			
   \_		      Leader of the Church of the Insane One
    \_		      "Master...ation... huh, huh!"
   \_\_\_NSANE-KUN    http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/1011/