>Where might I find these physically abusing lemons?

At the address:

ftp.cs.ubc.ca/pub/archive/anime-fan-works/Ranma/Lemon

Especially check out 'phoneography' and 'fett-ranma.' 
Involving Kodachi and Tatewaki Kunou, respectively,
these are some of the funniest stories I've come across
yet!

			Jason Hicks
jdh@idcnet.com
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"...that was wonderf--ACK! AKANE!! H-how long have you been
standing there?!" -Ranma (caught with his pants down) ^_^;
I know that was a really bad pun, just don't take lemons too
seriously, okay? ^_^