Re: Unsubscribe
to | ranma@usagi.jrd.dec.com
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from | "James 'Jaymz' Cullen" <lcullen@eis.net.au>
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subject | Re: Unsubscribe
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date | Thu, 04 Jul 1996 02:24:02 +1000
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Bazooka Jon wrote:
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> unsubscribe Ranma jtlotman@pan-tex.net
Ok, that's it. This is the final straw. I thought I could handle all these idiots
sending their unsub messages to the wrong place, but dammit, now i'm angry.
<Jaymz stands over Bazooka Jon in an intimidating pose, while Bazooka Jon looks as
frightened as hell>
Ok, Bazooka Jon, you ever read the bible? Ya see, I've got this passage memorized,
that
seems kinda appropriate for this situation:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish,
and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill,
shepards the weak through the valley of Darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper,
and the finder of lost children."
"AND I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGENCE AND FURIOUS ANGER, THOSE WHO
ATTEMPT TO POISON AND DESTROY MY BROTHERS. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD,
WHEN I
LAY MY VENGENCE UPON YOU!"
<Jaymz pulls out his Patened Kick-ass, double-barreled, combat shotgun and proceeds
to
blow the living crap out of Bazooka Jon. Bazooka Jon is cut to shreds by Jaymz's
blasts.>
Ahh, much better. There's nothing like venting out my fury on yet another stupid
unsubber who refuses to read the proper instructions....Man, you'd think they'd have
a
clue by now......
Please excuse my violent behaviour, i'm a psychopath who just doesn't know any better.
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