z9d95@ttacs1.ttu.edu wrote:
> 
> You know you've been watching too much Ranma when:
> 
>         When your German teacher says "Guten Morgen" and you respond
> with "Konnichi wa".

...and then expect to be given buckets of water and be sent out in the 
hall for saying, "Oh, gomen nasai, Frau Trice!!!"			

>         When you chain yourself in the library computer lab and refuse
>to attend classes for a day, claiming that school "detracts" time from 
>your obsession.
> 
>         When you bring a stuffed P-chan to a job interview, claiming 
>that if you're not hired, he'll kick the manager's ass.

A...a...stuffed P-Chan? <insert pic of j-chan with an strangely 
azusa-like expression...> I MUST HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>         When you hear the word 'spam', you automatically think of the
> Ranma ML.

this is starting to sound frighteningly like my life...
 
>         When you realize that Ranma 1/2 is the reason that you and your
> younger brother are getting along.

(*Too* frighteningly like my life!)

You too? *sigh*... The anime that fills our hearts and empties our 
wallets...

>         When you steal a kanji dictionary from the library and refuse to
> give it back until you've recopied it.
> 
>         When the bank threatens to take away your manga collection unless
> you pay the mortgage NOW.

It worked on me.

>         When you carry the Ranma GNs 1-3 in your backpack AT ALL TIMES.

YES. YES! Good luck during German exams!

>         When you actually go and willingly give plasma to buy more Ranma stuff.

> 
>         When the college anime club kicks you out for being more of a nut
> than they are (I AM Ryoga, I swear!!)  (joyce's interjection: he speaks
> truth.  Frightening.)
>         When you take a comparative mythology class and wonder when he's
> EVER going to get to the Jusenkyo story.

My history teacher skipped over that, for some reason!

>         When your dorm shower runs out of hot water and your roommate has
> to nuke a cup of water for you to change back (Dammit, Ryoga!  Not again!).
> 
>         When you start using "Shishi Hokudan" as a cuss word.
>
>         When you try to "Bakusai Tenketsu" the dean's car 'cause he
> pissed you off (by griping at you for skipping classes and spending too
> much time with "those damn Ranma ML'ers").
> 
>         When you wish that you were in the Ranmaverse more than being in
> this one (I don't take up that much room.  Please open the door, Mr. Tendo!).

YOU HAVE *NO* IDEA.

--j

Yesterday, Frau Trice noted that P-Chan was extremely cute. 

This was immediately following the execution of my punishment for 
drawing said piglet on my homework.