Narrator> As Thailander checks his E-Mail he finds that the Ranma Mailing 
List has been contaminated with a Chain Letter

Thai> Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Narrator> Thailander gets up and walks to the fridge with a blank face @_@. 
He brings out his famous Strawberry Pocky Juice and drinks.

Thai> *glub glub* Ahhh. Unnnnnnnnnnnnnn--

Narrator> A strange dark aura radiates from Thailander. The room begins to 
shake.. 

Thai> S H I  S H I  H O  K O  D A N N N N ! ! !

Narrator> A blinding pink blast fires out of his hands and into the net. As 
the blast finds it's target (The person who Chain Mailed the ML) it 
detonates.

Target Sight> KABOOM! X_X

Thai> Let that be a lesson to all who chain mail the ML! 
Bwa-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *plop*.

Narrator>...

Thai> *snicker*

Narrator>  Ahem..Thailander passes out after the Pocky rush dies down. Brrrrr 
(Chills run up narrators back)

Thai>zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Narrator> So remember kids "No Chain Mailing the ML"... Wouldn't want this to 
happen again would ya?

                          Thailander at Tendou Hall
                                 Koko wa doko da?