This is a little off-topic but, has anyone here ever managed to successfully
 use KISS with MS-DOS?  I've been trying to get this program to work for about
 three weeks now and still no success.  I'm using a 386DX-40 with a Trident
 SVGA card and 4 Megs XMS/EMS.  Any help at all would be greatly appreciated.
 What happens is, I run the programby just typing KISS at the command-line
 and I get a blank green screen and the mouse cursor is a couple of odd
 vertical lines.  Nothing happens.  Then I hit ESC and it drops me back to
 DOS.  Any idea what I might be doing wrong here?

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