Message-ID: <20010506124833.7037.qmail@web3206.mail.yahoo.com> Date: Sun, 6 May 2001 05:48:33 -0700 (PDT) From: Shinobu Subject: Slander!!! (^_^) To: Ranma@ML.usagi.org Reply-To: ranma@ML.usagi.org X-ML-archive: http://www.win.ne.jp/~doi/ML/ Precedence: bulk *** Shinobu Cochran, in a very expensive looking Armani pin-stripe suit, walks to the podium. The press mill about, taking their places in this hastly called press conference. *** Shinobu: Ladies and Gentlemen, good morning. My name is Shinobu Cochran, lead Legal Council for the NAACP and the Genma Society For Ladies and Gentlemen of Leisure. It has come to our attention that there was a murder comitted by some lunatic wearing a panda costume. And, a cloud of suspicion has fallen on my client. I would now like to read a statement from Genma Saotome concerning this incident. ** Clears his throat, sips a glass of water. ** (OJ voice) I am absoultely, 100% NOT guilty. (President Clinton voice) Furthermore, I have never had relations with THAT woman, (Bob Knight voice) and I'm tired of all the G@##@mn rumors and all the F^&king BullSH*& that I have to put up with. No one ever told me what the muthaF%$king zero-tolerance policy was. (Puffdaddy voice) and, I don't even OWN a knife. I'm just an entertainer. (Joker voice) One thing I am not... is a KILLER!! (Marshall Mathers/Slim Shady voice) Don't blame my act/ where are the parents at?? No one cared when anime was only low income/ Now, that the upper class kids like it/ when there is violence/ NOW, parents get all excited. (Limpbizket voice) so in conclusion, STICK IT UP YOUR AZZ!!!! ** Shinobu clears his throat, looks over the stunned reporters. ** Any questions??? ------- ------- Corey-Sempai, nice to meet you. And thanks for posting that article. That's crazy! If something like that was gonna happen, I thought it would be in Harajuku, where all those panda girls hang out at. Anyway, it's all gravy. ------ ------ Heiwa. Andre Shinobu Smith, Negociator. Sauce, EOE, OCS Head Council, GSFLGL.