Message-ID: <005c01bef5cb$45aec380$b93c67ce@VAPPEL.800support.com> From: "vyncent.anthony" To: Subject: tootsies Date: Thu, 2 Sep 1999 22:14:59 -0700 Reply-To: ranma@ML.usagi.org X-ML-archive: http://www.win.ne.jp/~doi/ML/ Precedence: bulk ------=_NextPart_000_0059_01BEF590.989749E0 charset="iso-8859-1" >Allow me to give you the accurate measurement. It takes 313 licks to >get to the tootsie roll center. It takes 463 to lick the whole lollie >down to the stem. This has been scientifically proven in thelaboratory >that is my mouth. So spake the scientist. NERV. "But what if your tongue is the size of steak and your salivary glands like the hoses in a brushless car wash? A larger sampling is needed..." Feh. We don't waste time with such... such technicalities. Anyways, my tongue got sore doing it the first time... everything i think i see becomes a tootsie roll to me [vyncent.anthony :: www.audiophonic.com/vyncent ] [i think i quit my membership.out of the idiot's circle.say ] [goodbye.say goodbye.say goodbye.to the nervous system] ------=_NextPart_000_0059_01BEF590.989749E0