Message-ID: From: Jason Warehime To: "'Ranma'" Subject: more o the same... Date: Wed, 31 Mar 1999 08:50:31 -0500 Reply-To: ranma@ML.usagi.org X-ML-archive: http://www.win.ne.jp/~doi/ML/ Precedence: bulk VYXQUI write: >Let me get this straight: >You people have created a *club* that basically entails violently >physically and mentally abusing some guy that I don't even know? >You people make me SICK!! >Where do I sign up?! ;p Now Now now....we don't abuse the Hotnit because that would be wrong...yeah, that's it. We just try to gently nudge him over the edge as it were. Anyways as Vice-Pres of the Hotnit fanclub let me be the first to welcome you to the fold...consider yourself signed up. Here's your free Hotnit mug You'll have to wait on the Hotnit action figures though. Seems someone broke into the warehouse and stole them all. Who in their right mind would want to take 20,000 hotnit action figures is beyond me! ----------------------------------------------------- Hotnit write: >You keep up these horrid yet incredibly accurate Happosai >characater >assasinations and I'll have to blindly take action as leader of his >mighty faction. Which now boasts a membership of over 522. Oh yeah! Name Two! ^_^ >Who knew Root >Beer was the official drink of the gods?!! That was the best dang >beverage >I ever had in my Hotnit life! Is there anyway I can get this stuff >pumped >straight into my blood so I my body can assimilate the frosty >frothing yumminess that is Rootbeer that much faster? Why yes...yes there is. Now if you'll just hold still for a second while I hook up this high speed pressure hose...Trust me, this'll hurt you more than it'll hurt anyone else. >Oh you mean I actually sent that? Er, I mean...*falls to his knees* >Oh I >didn't mean it! I could never bring myself to harm you oh >precipitous >one! I live to protect you from danger! ........................... >I SAID "I LIVE TO PROTECT YOU FROM DANGER!!!!" Yes ladies and gentlemen, once again our hero, the amazing Hotnit, shows that he is the most dangerous man on the planet by going to pieces faster than any other being in the world... >[Hotnit]: Let that be a lesson to you fiend! Once again Christmas is >saved! No wait...once again "Raingoddess" is saved! God this is >lame..here have a cheesecake. *hands Raingoddess a strawberry >cheesecake* Will the Raingoddess forgive Hoitnit? Will Hotnit have his wish of having Root Beer feed into his bloodstream? And who will save the strawberry cheesecake from this terrible fate? Tune in next week for another exciting episode of "HOTNIT! DEFENDER OF HIS OWN LITTLE WORLD!" -------------------------------------------------- Sam write: >Kunou: Spring of Drowned Ventilation Shaft (yeah I know, I'm being >silly Well he does have to have some way of getting rid of all that hot air... -Ghost...Novice Protector of Ucchan Practitioner of the deadly Ice Cube maneuver Proud member of SAUCE...1st fanboy to *Hammerspace* little black pig when doused with water...sadly miss Verochan ^_^ Feral pig of the Chan club; Vice Prez of the Hotnit fan club keeper of the Hamster; C.U.T.E Time flies like an arrow; Fruit flies like a banana