OLLIVER wants to know about joining the Cuteness Police. Well, first, one
must detest cuteness and wish to wipe it out. My guess is that OLLIVER
doesn't want to do that. Hmmm. Delemna. And being a guy, he can't be one of
the Kitty Girls. ((*I'm* the only guy that gets to be a Kitty Girl. 8 P)) So
what is the lad to do....?!  Ahhh!! He must go to the mall---preferably a
mall in Minneapolis....say Mall of Amerika. OK. So OLLIVER goes there with
his buds to check out the latest videogame and to ride the rollercoaster at
Camp Snoopy. But trouble looms!  The Cuteness Police attack! Intent on wiping
out all *cute boys*  ((These are boys that girls think are *fine*----we'll
assume that OLLIVER is one of these)). Oh the horror of it. The Cuteness
Police are making the *cute boys* really ugly---all manner of zits and
drooling and nerdishness. All seems doomed!! Girls are weeping with horror!
 But wait!!!!  It's the Hyper-Dimensional Super-Precious CUTE!!! Kitty Girl
Squad to the rescue! Five (5) lovely Minneapolis teenage girls who through
magic, cunning, and sheer spite (not to mention CUTENESS) fight valiantly to
rescue the boys ((boys are such *wieners*, aren't they....without girls
around, *what* would they do....8 P)) and vanquish the Cuteness Police. Which
they do everytime!! Well, OLLIVER, you lucky devil!! They rescued you just as
Mystery Rider herself, the leader of the Cuteness Police was about to swoop
down on you. So give that lovely lady as kiss ((if she'll let you....8 P))
and maybe, if you're nice, she'll give you a ride in that magic diesel
locomotive of hers.

Cordially,

Michael Parker Smith

KITTY GIRLS, by the way is a shojo manga I'm working on. For Girls Only!! 8 P
 And that means YOU!!!!!