Oh sure I'm willing to give you my account details... My account name(cause 
my bank don't use numbers): Bullshitrus
Thing is, everytime I put money into the account I never seem to see any of 
it again.  I give my money to my friend cause he says only l337 members are 
allowed to join and enter the bank of Ben Doon, I think it's a Scottish 
bank.

He gave me this card that seems to be hand drawn on what seems like toilet 
paper but he says it's made of very intricate and delicate materials, is 
difficult to print on and doesn't work in cash machines.

But still I hope this doesn't deter you from giving me your millions so I 
can hoard... *cough*... I mean so we can share your millions in cash.

Your sincerely,
              Phil McAvity from Beehynd in Hicksville