Movie release dates, and barbie(!?)
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from | "R W Smith" <rwsmith@cnw.com>
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subject | Movie release dates, and barbie(!?)
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date | Thu, 3 Dec 1998 19:57:33 -0800
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Chris wrote:
>Hey, before I get into the June bridal stuff, does ANYBODY out there have
any AMS movie >information, or does one simply
>wish real hard that Kodansha will say something official? For crying out
loud, I never >expected a "Taiho" movie to come
>out before an AMS film. Not that I don't want to see that, too, eventually.
But my heart, and >my priorities, operate on
>a more "divine" level.
After conducting numerous sacrifices, and examing the entrails thereof, (the
only "positve" result of the spread of STDs is that sacrificial virgins are
more readily found.) I have been forced to the conclusion that we can
anticipate the release of the AMS movie shortly after the pigs start
building their nests in the trees, or when monkeys fly out the Pope's
...ears.
>These aren't those hideous action dolls, though, are they? You know, the
Barbie knockoffs. >Can't stand them.
>Belldandy's cheeks are too fat. The rest of it is posable. So what?! If I
want a cheap, second >rate version of the
>Bell-chan, I'll go purchase a Barbie, paint the face markings, and make my
own clothes. I will >not wait around for the
>next Anime Weekend Atlanta for House of Anime to ask 100.00 U.S. for a
jumped up Barbie.
Speaking of Barbie, (and aren't you sorry you did?) have you ever seen the
infamous
"Trailer Trash Barbie"? Needless to say, this was done without the consent
of the authorised company, and was screamingly funny. Babs was pregnant,
smoking, with a rugrat under one arm and a snotnose clutching her leg. Plus
big hair, bare feet, t-shirt, and cut-offs.
Bob rwsmith@cnw.com
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