>  ...how about a digital camera... (well, nothing beats a film camera,
> though...)
>  ....I wish I could afford a new Zoom lense... ;_;
       ^^^^^^^^^^  

(The Newcomer Magically steps through a window)
"AAAAAaaaghhhhh! OW! OW! OW!"
(Removing fragments of glass)
"Your (ow!) wish, (bleeding freely) is Granted! Do you have a 
band-aid I could borrow? "

Sorry Les. Thats you and Wing down 1 wish. A mallet & a lens.
The things you mortals wish for......