Gee's Felix, your last mail gave me the shock of my life.  Your last line:-
"...have to go to Chi. Com...", was an eye opener since my name is Chi ^_^.

But anyway, I really like that sketch with the the Long John Silvers vs some
soccer team.  Since the pirates only had one leg they didn't or couldn't move.
That one cracked me up, for weeks on end.  

"How do you know she is a witch?"
"She made me mute!"
"......I got better"