R: Mononoke Hime (was Re: (Noise) Re: AMG Movie)
to | <megami@usagi.jrd.dec.com>
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from | "Lord Raphael von Matsch" <LordRaphael@pobox.infomark.it>
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subject | R: Mononoke Hime (was Re: (Noise) Re: AMG Movie)
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date | Thu, 2 Oct 1997 04:15:26 +0200
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> Well, I was just making an innocent inquiry, but yes, we did veer
> off-topic, but only to a mild degree. After all, consider this
> possibility:
<LodRaph gulps while scrolling his eyes down to the following line>
> What if the Walt Disney Company purchases the rights to, oh, say, AMS?
<LordRaph stares at the screen with horror, pale-faced, with his hair
looking like a Super Saiyan's one except it's turned prematurely white>
> The possibilities are frightening, especially if that "Disney Way" of
> doing things penetrates into production. One can imagine Urd having an
> argument in the Temple kitchen with a Japanese version of Mrs. Potts,
> the tea kettle from "Beauty and the Beast". Or the "cute animal
> sidekick" feature of many Disney releases. The mind reels. The stomach
> turns.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
!!!!
<LordRaph faints>
> Oh yes, and since Disney IS a family oriented company, we'd have to do
> something about Urd's wardrobe, now wouldn't we.
<LordRaph comes back to his senses and - full of bloodlust - makes a sudden
jumps toward the place where his two-handed sword lies. His insane brain is
full with the desire to kill, the only picture in his mind is Mickey Mouse
lying on the ground in a pool of blood, with his limbs chopped off and
crying for the terrible pain while his life quickly flows away...>
> Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
>
> Be Seeing You,
>
> Chris
<LordRaph finally realizes that it was nothing but speculation, and slowly
cools down.>
Hope they aren't going to change a single frame Miyazaki's movies, or I
will have to summon a Major Daemon against 'em. If they do something wrong,
I swear by my sword they will regret that.
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