R: Mononoke Hime (was Re: (Noise) Re: AMG Movie)


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from "Lord Raphael von Matsch" <LordRaphael@pobox.infomark.it>
subject R: Mononoke Hime (was Re: (Noise) Re: AMG Movie)
date Thu, 2 Oct 1997 04:15:26 +0200
> Well, I was just making an innocent inquiry, but yes, we did veer
> off-topic, but only to a mild degree. After all, consider this
> possibility:

<LodRaph gulps while scrolling his eyes down to the following line>
 
> What if the Walt Disney Company purchases the rights to, oh, say, AMS?

<LordRaph stares at the screen with horror, pale-faced, with his hair
looking like a Super Saiyan's one except it's turned prematurely white>

> The possibilities are frightening, especially if that "Disney Way" of
> doing things penetrates into production. One can imagine Urd having an
> argument in the Temple kitchen with a Japanese version of Mrs. Potts,
> the tea kettle from "Beauty and the Beast". Or the "cute animal
> sidekick" feature of many Disney releases. The mind reels. The stomach
> turns.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
!!!!

<LordRaph faints>
 
> Oh yes, and since Disney IS a family oriented company, we'd have to do
> something about Urd's wardrobe, now wouldn't we.

<LordRaph comes back to his senses and - full of bloodlust - makes a sudden
jumps toward the place where his two-handed sword lies. His insane brain is
full with the desire to kill, the only picture in his mind is Mickey Mouse
lying on the ground in a pool of blood, with his limbs chopped off and
crying for the terrible pain while his life quickly flows away...>
 
> Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
> 
> Be Seeing You,
> 
> Chris

<LordRaph finally realizes that it was nothing but speculation, and slowly
cools down.>

Hope they aren't going to change a single frame Miyazaki's movies, or I
will have to summon a Major Daemon against 'em. If they do something wrong,
I swear by my sword they will regret that.


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