ARRGH!!


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from "Y. Choe" <cmaster@ucla.edu>
subject ARRGH!!
date Sun, 2 Mar 1997 00:18:01 -0800
Why is it that this ML has just turned into an AMG Fan-fic ML?  I don't mind
talking about a character per se, but with fan-fics, I think the whole thing
takes a new dimension that is not a part of AMG-verse, as they say.

Am I the only one that is tired of the ramblings about the possessives in the
title thing (can we let it alone) and the fanfics??!?!?
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More signs showing your obsession with AMG/AMS/OMG

If you take offense to this, then get a grip.

You start to look for inflatable Urd and Belldandy, even though it
doesn't exist.

Knowing that they don't exist, you get an inflatable woman, modify her so
that she looks like Urd and Belldandy.
You look for Skurd action figure.  <-- look at the spelling.

You make your own Skurd action figure, complete with kung-fu grips.  <--
For those folks who suffers from ultra-mega-hyper-roricon:

You dress up Skurd action figure in sailor fuku, and try to pass them off
as SM figures.  Your Anime-educated friends eats the lie like pizza, and
buys the aforementioned figurines.

You mark all the girls in the magazines with diamonds and triangles in
all the right places.

You start a petition hoping that those bastards at AIC would make more
AMG stuff.

You install a Japanese version of Win95 just to run the re-released AMS
game.

You buy a NEC-PC so that you can run the original AMS PC game.

You get an inflatable woman and modify it to look like Skurd, uh... I
mean, Skuld (kung-fu grips optional). (Oops. This one belongs to "signs
that you're a pedophile" again.)

With the kung-fu grip Skuld in Sailor fuku action figure in your hands,
you decide to make a Yggsdrill playset.  Your anime educated friend thinks
that playset is somthing out of Bubble Gum Crash (MOTTO DATA!  MOTTA DATA!!)

You start watching Galaxy Fraulina Yuna just to hear more Tooma Yumi (as
Paulina or something).

You dress up your sister, female cousin, girl-friend, mother, etc. as
goddesses and enter them in a costume contest.  You lose to some guys dressed
in
Sailor fuku.  *eesh.  Gets the shivers from that one*

You buy the karaoke CD, sings the Karachi, and scores 100 on every damn
song!

You buy ANY CD's that the seiyuus are involved in...and they are not SM's
either.

You start to mix alternate energy sources in one form:  You drink
expensive wine flavored ice cream (O_o) while sleeping!  Yikes.

You purchase every AMG paraphonelia, at least two of each items.

You decide to kidnap some of those seiyuus for your pleasure.

You start a petition to start a real life AMG series starting those
seiyuus.  Despite the great voice acting, they can't act even if their life
depened
on it.

You make your own AMG calendar--based on Norn's calendar system.

You know what "Peorth" means.  (And lo and behold, I do)

You dress up your girlfriend (assuming she hasn't dumped you out of your
obsession) as Peorth and START TO FULFILL K1's BURNING DESIRE!  YES!!!!

You start to learn Ninjitsu.

You play one of those crank games in your local arcade to start your own
army of ninjas.

You buy any CDs with pictures of Inoue-dudette, Hisakawa-dudette, or
Tooma-dudette
even though you don't know what's on the CD.  Once you realize that it's a talk
CD, you listen to it religiously, hoping that you'll learn Japanese.

Ciao and cheers.

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